Dream Jeans from Caballero Home Video uses one of the classic porno movie plot devices of using an object that creates wanton nymphomaniacs of anyone who uses/eats/drinks/watches or, in this case, wears them. The titular Dream Jeans once donned change the wearer from a frigid frump into a horny hottie in seconds, with pornographic pleasures next on their agenda. Interestingly the cast of Dream Jeans is a lower-tier affair, without any of the upper echelon performer of the time present but this goes great length to show you didn't need pornstar-power to create a brilliantly bawdy bonkfest.
Scene five finds Johnny Nineteen driving a van of Dream Jeans stock from the manufacturer and picks up a hitchhiking Mikki Anderson who takes very little time to change into a pair of Dream Jeans and then gives Johnny Nineteen some hot oral favours for his troubles. This sleazily sumptuous scene is driven by some of filthiest and downright rudest Synth Erotica I'm yet to experience. Performed by X.S. Force this is a tour de force of synth work so dirty that you'll need a shower by it's sizzlingly sweaty conclusion.
Our second visit to the elicit shores of Marc Dorcel's 1988 masterpiece Deux Belles Garces had come none too soon. The resplendent raunch of Duke Deville's kinky keyboards are well worth a second bite of the cherry.
This soundtrack provides accompanyment to a daydream interlude in which Carmelo Petrix is having rampant fantasies about a female worker at his auto shop. The delicately dirty Janny Salson provides all the imaginary stimulation Carmelo can handle with her seductively stripping to a soundtrack of deeply sexualised Synth Erotica. What this little diry ditty lacks in length, like most true satisfiers, it makes up for it in pure girth.
Can you believe it's taken more than 50 journeys in Synth Erotica to finally have one in the accompaniment of the emminent Mr Ron Jeremy? I find this a very confounding fact based on the sheer amount of adult material he performed in throughout the 80s. Ron Jeremy always brings his own inimitable charm to any scene he partakes in and I for one find his sexual antics very entertaining. WPINK-TV from Paradise Visuals was released in 1984 and is a fantastic exponent of a porno movie with lots of great parodies. This one taking on the great 80s indpendant TV station (think a sexxxy Vidiot From UHF). We get lots of gags and spoofs and a truly powerhouse cast that know their trade very, very well.
By the time we get to scene five the sex and laughs are in full swing and the handsomely hirsute hero (Ron Jeremy) gets to have his wild way with the tantalisingly torrid Tiffany Storm. A simple scene, without many trappings of the rest of the feature, but this scene needs very little to get things dripping in all the right places with a soundtrack of synth brilliance complete with break beat fills and melodies that are lusciously and lasciviously layered. An action packed piece of Synth Erotica that definitely makes for some very arousing moments.
The lesbian scene used to be a common and strategically placed departure from the usual boy-girl action in the lion's share of classic adult cinema from the golden age of pornography. Usually placed in the middle or towards the end of the feature, it would provide a change of pace, or add an extra plot twist triste to the scenarios. Personally, this was usually a highlight for myself and my own personal tastes, and I was sad to see this disappear from most modern porn which is usually too wrapped up in delivering only 'one' type of action for duration of the feature. Some of the more developed productions are bringing back the glorious girl-girl scene, but I doubt it'll ever reach the lofty heights of the classic 80s ones. Like most things in general.
But I digress. Poonies is a hacky stab at translating the plot of Goonies to the porn world. I say hacky because it only bares any resemblance to the original inspiration in a few elements from Goonies. There's no Sloth, or truffle shuffles or even pirate ships. But there is a lots of very hot sex and the lack of capitalising on the Goonies name is made up for with gorgeous girls hungry to sate their sexual appetites any way they can.
Scene 9 is Poonies' all girl vignette. Beginning with Ginger Lynn enjoying her own company in the most intimate way possible before Bionca and Heather Wayne take her to lusciously licentious licking love in of lesbian loving. As the girls simmer and sizzle their sexual heat the soundtrack is utterly entrancing and excitingly erotic. The waves of bassline driven Synth Erotica are unrelenting and panty dampening beyond the girls' self control. This piece of pure synthesized sex is one of those tracks you'll be enraptured by instantly.. and like Ginger says, I don't think you'll be fast forwarding this one.
