Saturday, July 4, 2015

My Party Doll Scene 1

Synth Erotica is BACK with an all new selection of filthy synthy goodness from the best of 80s adult cinema. I'll be posting irregular as time and inspirations permit but it'll always be a guaranteed good time you'll need a good nap after.

To kick things off we've got a truly monumental piece of glorious Synth Erotica from 1987's Cara Lott vehicle My Party Doll. The first scene features a tumultuous adventure in the sheets with Melissa Melendez and Damien Cashmere with oral favours being played between the two combatants before full contact fornication gets juices flowing from both participants.

The groovy, bright synth melodies dictate the action with salaciously gyrating basslines playing off against steamy synth passages. This full length piece is sure to get you to your full length and definitely unable to control yourself. Let the music be your inspiration and stimulation and rock those synth vibes deep into orgasmic pleasure.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014

A Sexxxy Circle Completes And New Passions Rise

Greetings dear fans of Synth Erotica. It has been many a moon since the last post on your favourite sordid stop off for 80s porn soundtracks. My main site, Synthetix.FM, has taken much of my time away from delving into the synth sleaze of yesteryear but something special has come up to renew my intimate love affair with aural 80s erotica that just might see a return to form for this dirty little corner of the internet.

That 'special thing' is a wonderful new compilation from some of the 80s inspired synth scene's sexxxiest talent creating new homages to wonderful 80s porno sounds. Retro Promenade has just released Gonzo Golden Globes and boy howdy does this compilation make things rise, in all the right places. One of the main reasons I began this explicit journey into the past as to give appreciation and inspiration to those lovers of 80s synth sounds and in some small way the work here has helped make this stunning compilation a glistening and proud work of curvaceously seductive art.

From Jon Of The Shred's 70s palette of sweat drenched keyboards and moistening guitars the music sets a tone that is unmistakably alluring and arousing. Dramatic pumping and thumping continues with Andrioux's gyrating work that's sure to leave wet patches that'll last til the morning. New Jack-Off Swing becomes the filthy flavour of 猫 シ Corp. - コカイン with speeds moving up and down in unison with the action. A piece that would be a beautiful accompaniment to a sixth generation VHS copy of any of Andrew Blake's early 90s masterpieces.

Blaze Station saunters into the bedroom with domination and explicit instructions on their filthy mind as one succumbs to pleasures unlimited whilst sitting like a well behaved dog on the floor besides the silken sheets of the king sized bed. Eager to please,  our anticipation being impossible to hide in such flimsy attire. Antics get bouncy with the nude off-campus pillow fight anthem that Apollo Zapp creates whilst the monster peeking through the window gets his chainsaw's gas tank filled before crashing in unexpectedly.

The sheer overflow of the sexxxiest juices floods in with Vincent Remember plunging deeper and deeper as things get wetter and wetter. The heat becomes unbearable and tastes like electricity as control is lost in a pool of ecstasy. Next on the list is the one and only Who Ha himself requiring no introduction, his robe falling to the ground amid gasps of wanton lust from the bevy of beauties poised to receive his masculine gift, over and over again.

The scene brings on more electro-stim-ulation with KFDDA's Amongst The Animals bringing to mind writhing masses of pink humanity searching for satisfaction to pulsing sounds synth arousal. Night Flight ushers in a pairing off as such as one is led by the hand to be further led by the gland into the cool night breeze. Hot, dripping mouths explore aching flesh in the pale blue moonlight with the saxophone love call directing the insatiable action.

The smut dens of Copenhagen, Paris and other European hotspots bloom into lusciously fleshy flowers with Fixions piece 'Les reves secrets de Valerie 3'. Playful seaside frolics become ribald adventures into eroticism within seconds; the sun beating down almost as hard as the viewers and listeners. To give a wonderfully dark contrast to this frivolity we find Troxum  garbed in gasmask and rubber pants to take on pleasures of a different kind as the 'Love Torus' is applied with a tantalising snugness that then soon becomes an engorged sceptre of twitching pleasure.

You see the sparkling eyes and cheeky smile on Hypercan's 'Cocojuice Airlines' and cop a glorious eyeful while being strapped in. But make sure your hands are free for some inflight entertainment that is sure to keep you in an upright position from take off til you arrive at your hot and humid destination. Dan Terminus dials it down a few notches and choose a slower pace for his night affairs as plays all the right notes around 'Samantha's Magenta Vagina' as her cries of desire turn her magical parts even more colourful shades.

Leaving subtlety in his other pants and opting for an 'all in' approach to his bedroom behaviours, Kid Flash get his momentum just right for the emanations from the nether regions to sing in a chorus of carnal eruptions. The MILF hunter himself, Vincenzo Salvia, goes on an open range cougar safari with the 'Italian Gigolo' leaving the industry's best in wake of exhausted, quivering flesh. Questing for lust the mature maidens succumb to his licentious prowess one after another.

A reprieve from intensity comes with t e l e p a t h テレパシー能力者's ambiguous melodies of steamy seduction, you can feel the sexual tension through the scan lines and peer deeper into the NTSC visions for higher meanings to satisfaction. Tracking things back into a clearer picture is Pablo Johnson's rendition 'MoneyShot' with slow motion ejaculations arcing white streams of ecstatic pleasures in majestic waves.

You can't fault Dress2Kills ambitions with 'Fuck Her Right In The Pussy' leaving little to the imagination but giving plenty for the eyes to take in as the human jackhammer himself takes to the action at such a fervent pace your first thought is that you'd accidentally pressed fast forward on the remote. Heading back to European flavours the art porn of Cosmovitali escorts you into the dungeon. Deprived of sensory pleasures one listens intently to the commands our captor and mistress as we're escorted onto the streets and paraded about in the most humiliatingly arousing way possible.

The depriving of senses becomes the combining of senses in RF Extremes 'Sex On My Meatballs' with panting desires making a three course dinner of carnal delights with 'All You Can Eat' taking on a whole new meaning.  Beatbox Machinery take the action out of the dining room and puts things firmly in the bedroom where the sax is smooth and the sex even smoother.

Eurosleaze comes back with a vengeance with Peazy86 applying vast amounts of aural softness to the grinding and groaning of salacious seductions accompanied by the perfect dirty talk in German that needs no subtitle track to understand. Completing the Gonzo Golden Globes is the marvellous Shio-Z Remix of Apollo Zapps' piece of classic disco smut 'Laser Tits', ensuring the afterglow will be felt long after things return to their regular dimensions.

Gonzo Golden Globes is the soundtrack you need to have in your life for those intimate times with a loved one, or with yourself. Pick up your own copy of this superb compilation on Retro Promenade's Bandcamp page here in a plain brown paper digital wrapper and feel the rhythms and passions within set your desires ablaze while those Gonzo Golden Globes jiggle you to ecstasy.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

The Rhine Waltz: Main Theme & Reprise

It's a first for Synth Erotica! My very first post that's been a request from a reader. Synth Erotica devotee A. contacted me in regarding this forgotten classic as one of his favourites that had been lost to the annals of time. I took this as a challenge and not only did locate this gem, but I also fell in love with it's intoxicatingly erotic soundtrack.

Rhine Waltz is one of those odd trans-atlantic productions where a bunch of American talent is used in a European production. This tale of love and lust on the Rhine is packed with 80s American stars and starlets with a smattering of German talent to add a distinctly European flavour the the onscreen action.

Which brings us to the truly arousing opening theme titled Open Up Your Loving Arms. What a sterling piece of synth rock, resplendent in raunchy ribaldry and oozing with orgasmic orations. Porno power pop at it's finest. I've also included the short instrumental reprise of the main theme from the ending credits for an extra inch of amorous aural afterglow.

Rhine Waltz Main Theme by Rick Shithouse

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Marina Heat: Scene 4

Marina Heat from Cal Vista provides lots of jaunty jetty-side joy with Amber Lynn and Buck Adams playing the roles of reporters attempting to uncover the salacious sleaze permeating the harbour's moorings. It doesn't take long for both performers to get well into the seamy underbelly of scintillating sex and intoxicating intimacies.

The unadulterated filth and raunch of this piece of synth gold is written and performed by period Synth Erotica maestro Harold P. Niss. The melodies drip with excitation and synth leads gyrate and grind with petulent percussion. The breakdowns are pure lust, taking the atmosphere to the point of climax before delving deeper and deeper into the insatiable instrumentation on inexplicable excstacy.
  Marina Heat Scene 4 by Rick Shithouse

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Divine Decadence: Scene 5

Crossover productions between American and European studios in the 80s resulted in some timeless classics combining the best talents from both sides of the Atlantic. Divine Decadence proved to be an arousing triste with Henri Pachard's directorial talents getting very hot action of some of Europe's finest starlets, the end result being a Cabellero classic from 1987.

All manner of passionate perversions are erotically explored for the film's duration and scene five provids an action packed threeway between Catherine Crystal, Roberto Bigo and Titus Sting. What takes place is no less than a rampantly raunchy romp with a soundtrack to match. Synthesizers oozed sumptuously dripping melodies that writhe and moan in scandalous synchronization with torridly teasing trio. An experience sure to leave you hot, damp and hungering for more.

Divine Decadence Scene 5 by Rick Shithouse

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Triple X-Posure: Opening Theme

Occassionally a piece of music comes along that breaks the mould and raises the bar even higher. Preconceived ideas of what defines a genre are forever forgotten, replaced by the new high watermark. This is one of those moments, courtesy of Vidco Entertainment's Triple X-Posure. The opening to this tour de force features the epic song Wicked Lady as the theme. And yes, I said 'song'. Not only does this piece have copious amounts of dripping and glistening Synth Erotica, but it also features a sterling vocal track.

The unknown vocalist sounds like a total rocker. Exuding primal sexuality with every stanza. the exclaiming of the chorus is sure to melt anyones heart, leaving a moist puddle in it's wake. The solos and details in the song are erotically magical, warm synth pulse in time with pounding drums in a symphony of Synth Erotica.

Theme From Triple X-Posure by Rick Shithouse

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Inside Candy Samples: Scene 2

Today on Synth Erotica we're going back to 1985, courtesy of LA Video's classic porno flick Inside Candy Samples. Psychiatrist/Therapist themed plots were all the rage in the mid 80s, afterall everyone in Hollywood was 'in therapy' as a lifestyle choice then. Which brings us to this gem where Candy plays a sex therapist and Heather Wayne her willing and able assistant. The obligatory couch and fantasy scenes are true porno classics, and the score is a brilliantly written work of perfect Synth Erotica.

Scene 2 finds assistant Heather Wayne taking care of Aurora, as professionally as possible. While the girls do much oral therapy on eachother they're accompanied by some of filthiest funk filled Synth Erotica I've yet to hear. The music oozes and swells with a writhing tempo of salaciously scored sleaze. A beautiful example of classicly performed mid 80s Synth Erotica.

Inside Candy Samples Sc2 by Rick Shithouse